one-direction-give-me-your-gravy:

Favourite Boys:

Oh woah uh oh
Oh woah uh oh
Oh woah uh oh

I always knew you were the best
The coolest boys I know
So hotter than all the rest
The stars of my show

So many times I wished
You guys would be the five for me
But never knew it’d get like this
Boys, what you do to me

You’re…

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Harry: So... erm... basically... wanna... get on... erm... really well... in my bed...?
Niall: You're my princess and I think it's time we make love.
Louis: *Thrust, you're pregnant*
Zayn: I love you so much I can't express my love for you in any way. It's too broad. If I could give you the world I would, but I can't. I just want you to accept me for me, because I think you're beautiful in every way! I love you.
Liam: So, I want to have, y'know... but only if you want to. I mean we've been dating for a while... but I don't want to pressure you or anything. Oh my god. I'm pressuring you, aren't I? I'm the worst person in the world. If you never want to do anything with me that's fine... well, not fine. Oh no. I'm being forceful again. Do you just want to hug? I mean, that's enough I guess. You decide. I'll just sit here and hold my woody doll and wait. I love you. Oh, don't think I'm just saying that for, y'know, I really do love you, okay.

liamxpayne:

thisthisthis

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thepoweroftheirish:

paulwayswatching:

harrys-penis-louis-bum:

You’re sitting there..when you hear the start of the song…

You see Liam.

It all comes flooding back to you; The late nights, the concerts, the constant fangirling, crying over not getting tickets, all the amazing people you met..

Then you think “Our boys made history”.

and then i’ll be like “HONEY COME HERE YOU’RE ON TV”

and ”KIDS! COME HERE! YOUR FATHER IS ON TV!!!”

(via meggie-megs)

theepichumor:

Get a fake spider:

Get a fake head:

Get firecrackers:

If all else fails, just scream….

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theepichumor:

Expectations:

Reality:

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